tsunamiwavesurfing:

tight black dresses are instruments of death

Here were two young people with fancy enough to distinguish a game from its reality—who by the very casualness with which they met and passed on would proclaim themselves unharmed.
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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